Crashin’ Fashion!: Kelis in Alexander McQueen Armadillo Heels

For This edition of Crashin’ Fashion Kelis stops traffic for all the wrong reasons….again by waking up and deciding to dress like the love child of a pink centaur and NYC’s statue of liberty. This should NEVER ever be a fashion option. I don’t know why Kelis thought that rocking pink Alexander McQueen Armadillo heels and a pink leotard would make for a great fashion statement. Maybe she’s trying to hook up with Mr. Tumnus from the Chronicles of Narnia? Who knows…what I do know is….wearing horns on your head, over sized golden lashes, jewellery that extends from your nose to both ears, and attaching a tail to your head almost never works. Please don’t try this at home, at work, or in the club.
Maybe her friend Geordi Laforge from Star Trek told her this would be okay…and I can see why he would…*sighs*

Photos: Wire Image/Drewjustice








to infinity….and beyooooooooooond. from here forward i am referring to kelis as keleast…she have the least fashion sense and seems to think she can rock with young girl like riri. i beg u, take care of your child and stay away from this craziness and camel toeage
Just wow. That is all.
Those shoes are pretty cool. They are one of those “Only for the runway” pieces. I would have liked it better if she didn’t have those spikes on her head and maybe a shorter ponytail. Would totally work in a futuristic movie…..